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Posted by h0bb3s at 02:17 PM on November 2, 2006.
The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
4 out of 5 voices in my head say 'Go For It!'
Born again pagan.
Born free - my father's a doctor.
Born free... taxed to death.
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
Cancer cures smoking.
Clear the road - I'm SIXTEEN!
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Illiterate? Write for help today!
Suicide Hotline... Please hold.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Was today really necessary?
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray. (i laughed at this.., imagine a thundering voice and a pious look, or just imagine Joey de Leon)